So There Was This One Time I Was On A Diet…

… Then I ate an entire bag of Doritos for dinner. But I have a legitimate excuse. We’d been snowed in for three days and it was all that was left in the cabinets. That’s a lie. I gave up that diet looooong before Christmas.

Today my co-workers brought two dozen doughnuts to work to share. Last week it was a strawberry cream cake. It’s their fault I’m fat. OK, that’s another lie. While I was eating doughnuts for lunch this afternoon, I had this amazing idea. Doughnut flavored ice cream! I’m a genius. However, just like everything else someone beat me to it. Go ahead… Google doughnut flavored ice cream. Seems like every stoner and the stoner before them imagined the very same thing.

Here’s one recipe I found with a very enticing image.

This and beer. That’s what’s on the dinner menu in Heaven. Mmmmm. Doughnuts. Or is it Donuts?

Take a Mini Lenten Internet Retreat…
Look at me, I’m so holy with my ashes and my fasting…
All stocked up over here…
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  • Quittin’ time at Tara!

    Mmmmm. Also on heaven’s menu: cheese curds fried at the Minnesota State Fair. Some pious pants told me that our appetites would be perfected in heaven, so we would only desire healthy things. It made me want to kick the cat.

    • Katrina Fernandez

      I’m just hoping my glorified body will exclude the muffin top and Puerto Rican ass.

  • cathblax

    I would have to be starving right now…You’re killing me!