What’s The Craziest Thing A 23 Year Old Can Do…

… Something so shockingly beyond the mainstream? Something so “alternative”? Whatever could it be?

NBC thinks it’s being married at twenty three.

David Wise’s alternative lifestyle leads to Olympic gold

At only twenty-three years old, he has a wife, Alexander, who was waiting patiently in the crowd, and together they have a two-year-old daughter waiting for them to return to their home in Reno, Nevada.

At such a young age, Wise has the lifestyle of an adult. He wears a Baby Bjorn baby carrier around the house. He also attends church regularly and says he could see himself becoming a pastor a little later down the road.

Behaving like an adult at the very adult age of twenty three?! Inconceivable! Doesn’t he know he should baking and eating entire cakes and whoring about with multiple partners till it blows up in his face?

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