Unicorns Poop Magic Rainbows…

… That’s it. That’s all I got. Unicorns poop magic rainbows.

For ten days I’ve been unable to write a single thing. Ten days! Ten long, miserable days of nothing.

Desperate times calling for desperate measure, I locked myself in my bedroom till I have written something of worth. I’ve been here 5 hours 12 minutes and 7 second. Eight seconds. Nine seconds.

Like any normal person locked in a room with a computer and a stalled creative process… I started binging on kitten videos. Naturally. I mean, who doesn’t?

I then I found it!

This glorious and magical thing that raised me from the depths of literary deadness. A thing so purely stupid and pointless that it clearly should never ever exist.

And yet it does. And people will buy it for their little girls. And others, like me, will watch it over and over and over again, till they feel like they’re slowly going mad.

Unicorns poop magic rainbows.

Yes, that just happened. Even sadder still; this took me over an hour to “write”.

About Katrina Fernandez

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  • DavidnSharon Lunt

    My eleven year old daughter and my eight year old son (youngest 2 of 8) were sitting with me at the table when this commercial started. Crinkled up faces….”Who in the world would waste their money on something gross like this, Mom?” I have not failed as a mother. s.

  • Jenny Haugh

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Cf-ZxDfZA because this is what I usually wander across……then I sit there amazed with how no one falls or gets seasick

  • Michelle Mancil

    I thoroughly enjoyed your “writing”.

  • Barbara Bowman

    It was all worth it, Kat!

  • Michelle

    The question is, if I add your writing crisis to my prayers, am I doing it for you or me? :) No matter, I’ll add you.

  • Philippa Martyr

    Well, howsabout praying for my friend Belinda who is discerning a vocation, has a living-in visit booked with a religious community, and who is as a result experiencing a barrage of ‘don’t do it’ thoughts sent by Our Arch Enemy? Now there’s a noble cause for which poopsy pets and other abominations (like writer’s block) may be Offered Up. (At least, that’s how I’m taking it.)

  • Philippa Martyr

    PS There’s no such thing as too many kitten videos.

  • Awkpearl

    Dear Katrina – You are wonderful! Don’t sweat it! Just spew some stream of consciousness on us. We love to get inside your brain! Grab a cup of coffee and a doughnut (it’s Sunday) and let’s have a chat. We are friends here. Well, most of us are, but those other guys do make life interesting, don’t they?? Anyway, you are a treasure and I am glad I found you. Relax. How was your day? :)

    • Quittin’ time at Tara!

      Exactly!

  • me

    How about writing on the subject of some of the students in the catholic high school in Charlotte who can’t handle the Catholic teaching on sexuality….

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/thecrescat Katrina Fernandez

      I plan to because that whole situation burns me up.

  • Suzanne

    Barbie already did it, and did it more disgustingly:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58r0hHgjWLs

  • Christine Hebert

    There are no words.

  • Awkpearl

    BTW….it’s Laetare Sunday….how is your son doing with his MineCraft? High 5′s if he is still going strong! If not, remind him that this is the Catholic Church, so we ALWAYS allow do-overs! :-)

  • BTP

    Sort of intrigued, actually.

  • Mike

    Well i enjoyed it for what it’s worth! ;)

  • tj.nelson

    You said poop.

    They say one should write about what they know. How about vodka?

    What?

    April Fools.


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