… Because this made me totally laugh, and why should I have all the fun.
Submitted on a rental application —
Have you or anyone to be living in this property been arrested and/or convicted for any criminal offense?
Yes/No (Circle one) EXPLAIN FULLY:
Yes, in April of 2010 I was stopped at a DUI checkpoint and blew a .10, not my proudest moment but I have used this experience as a catalyst to turn my life around and am a better person. I am now a cyclist and a vegan.
Little known fact; I was a vegetarian for a brief while in college. By “vegetarian” I mean my diet consisted solely of raman noodles, Smirnoff Ice, and cheetos.