Apparently, There USED to be Secrets of Fatima

By Public Records Office (http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ukusa/) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
By Public Records Office, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Then, the Vatican went and published everything in the clear.

No, really.

Let me Google that for you.

No more secrets, see? You’re welcome.

Also, this just in from our correspondent at E.O.T.T.

Jesus Assumes New Role As Savior Emeritus After Catholic Blogger Takes Over Task Of Saving Church From Francis

The Holy Spirit could not be reached for comment.


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