What Would JT Do?
Top of the morning, everybody! Toddler dies after dogs maul him; dog owner arrested Read more
Top of the morning, everybody! Toddler dies after dogs maul him; dog owner arrested Read more
The Federal Election Commission has been put in the awkward spot of having to ask god if he exists: As part of a Federal Election Commission crackdown on fake presidential candidates (remember Deez Nuts?), officials sent a letter to the Staten Island address where God’s campaign manager apparently lives. “It has come to the attention of the Federal Election Commission that you may have failed to include the true, correct, or complete committee name, candidate name, custodian of records name,... Read more
Marco Gutierrez, the founder of Latinos for Trump, said in an interview with Chris Hayes that if we don’t take care of our problems (read: if we elect Hillary) we’re going to have taco trucks on every corner: Latinos for Trump founder @MarcoGutierrez: “you’re gonna have taco trucks on every corner” #inners https://t.co/Vifo3q7Ah8 — All In w/Chris Hayes (@allinwithchris) September 2, 2016 Promise? I’ve been waiting for a candidate that promises me taco trucks on every corner. Read more
You guys remember David Taylor? He’s the head of Joshua Media Ministries. He’s a megachurch pastor who, in his propaganda, looks like this: Want to know how Trump could get elected? Because a significant portion of the population thinks this shit is legit. However, in depositions about the misuse of his ministries funds, Taylor looks like this: Short story: His $3 million mansion (where he lives) isn’t a home, it’s a residential center for the ministry Ridiculous amounts of money spent on... Read more
Trump met with Mexico’s President the other day. It…didn’t go well. And it didn’t take Hillary’s team long to come out with a pretty brutal ad capitalizing on it: As a candidate, Trump has already embarrassed us on the world stage. Imagine the damage he’d do as president. pic.twitter.com/nmOVOboTYf — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 2, 2016 Ouch. Savage. Here’s Business Insider’s take on the whole affair: Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto on Thursday called out Donald Trump on Twitter, insisting... Read more
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This year at Apostacon’s Meat Ball in Omaha Matt Dillahunty will be doing magic and I’ll be singing along with my wife and guitar guru JJ Cantrell of KC’s The Phantastics. If you’re free on September the 17th, you should grab a ticket. And all of you should put in your requests for what we ought to play. I suspect JJ and I will be hanging around all weekend rocking out. 🙂 It’ll be a fun time and a really good... Read more
Last night we had guests, so I tried an experiment. We start with the rice: Strips: Apply ninja training: One pound of venison. Lean and clean: Give it the Thor treatment. Beat that meat: Tasty meat waffle: Given my previous pun… Break up the meat. It needs to be finer than your web crush. 🙂 Dicing: (Samwise voice) POH TAY TOES: A little bit of this to make a classy white wine sauce: KIDDING! Baked panko flakes: Time to start... Read more
Buckle up, kiddos! While yesterday the news was a ghost town, today the crazy has been flowing like Fabio’s hair. Bill Nye is getting his own science show on Netflix! Texas’ District Attorney says vaccines “can and do cause autism.” In the sensible world (read: not Texas) a person’s political career might be hurt for endangering the lives of children. In Texas they’ll elect you for it, then talk about how they’re the only defenders of babies. Teacher at an... Read more
The following is the very reason the phrase, “I can’t even” was conceived: It’s widely known that Trump voters support building a wall on the border with Mexico to keep undocumented immigrants out of the country. We find that 31% of them also support building a wall along the Atlantic Ocean to keep Muslims from entering the country from the Middle East. 52% are opposed to that idea. And now some other interesting findings from the same poll. First, the... Read more
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