10 Reasons Why Confession is Way Better Than Sex

10 Reasons Why Confession is Way Better Than Sex April 22, 2015

It goes without saying, right? But here at AoftheA, we tend to state the obvious anyway.

10) You don’t have to be married for it to be licit.
9) There’s no “walk of shame” afterwards.
8) No muss, no fuss.
7) There’s no scandal if other people see you do it.
6) You can do it with someone different every time – and not be a slut.
5) No one’s judging you about what goes on behind closed doors.
4) Your performance will be kept secret.
3) You can bring your children along with you.
2) There are no unintended consequences.
1) You’re not disappointed if it’s over quickly.

You’re welcome.


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