The Christmas Couch

The Christmas Couch December 24, 2014

For Christmas, y’all bought me a couch.

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Well, actually my friend Martha bought me the couch, which she found at Goodwill in Naples for $75. $75!!!! I still cannot believe that. She and her husband also borrowed a truck to bring it out to us. It’s an enormous La-Z-Boy sectional, with cushion covers that unzip and can be removed and washed (!!!!!!). It’s in fantastic condition and I love it.

And you guys bought enough stuff from Amazon through my associates account to cover the cost of the couch, the gas and labor to move it, and the bottle of (cheap) champagne that the Ogre and I will be enjoying on it tonight while we wrap presents.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, and Merry Christmas!

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