I was going to write about vaccines today, but luckily I remembered that I don’t hate myself. Instead, I went with a less controversial topic — seven reasons why Bruce Jenner can still be a Catholic now that he’s transitioning to a woman, but Kim Kardashian’s butt cannot.
7. As Eye of the Tiber reports, Pope Francis recently declared homosexuality obligatory for all Catholics, so transgenderism is sure to follow. It’s a slippery slope, after all, and Bruce Jenner can ride that slope straight through RCIA.
Kim Kardashian’s straight, cisgender butt, however, cannot.
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