The Gospel According to Charlotte

Charlotte: “Liam, I’m going to tell you a story. Once there were 99 sheep, and one got lost. So the shepherd left the boy to watch the 99, while he went to find the lost sheep. While he was gone a wolf came, but the boy had cried wolf so many times that nobody believed him anymore, and a wolf came and ate the 99 sheep all up. And that’s because God is the shepherd, and you’re the naughty boy.”

Liam: “I’m not listening to you anymore.”