Anyone who would like to write an article about how lame Facebook and Twitter are, if you write an article that starts like this I will consider you a jerk and the rest of your article will be tainted:
Notice to my friends: I love you all dearly.
But I don’t give a hoot that you are “having a busy Monday,” your child “took 30 minutes to brush his teeth,” your dog “just ate an ant trap” or you want to “save the piglets.” And I really, really don’t care which Addams Family member you most resemble. (I could have told you the answer before you took the quiz on Facebook.)