Church Sign Epic Fails, “Devil’s Done Got You” Edition

Last updated on: October 6, 2013 at 3:24 am

October 6, 2013 by Christian Piatt

If God had had a mullet, I’m pretty sure it would look kinda like that one on the guy in “East Bound and Down.” Homeboy knows how to party in the back while keepin’ it business in the front.

done_got_you — Nothing compels me like redneck fundamentalism.

dear burglar — Yeah, cause we’ve really been itching for a fresh sacrifice lately…

cross ladder — Psst, don’t tell Jacob his ladder doesn’t go all the way.

sex marriage babies — I always heard it was when you masturbated, an angel died, but whatever…

jesus bridge — The hardest part is getting them to hold still while also holding the hammer…

stripnakedtruth — No, no, no…we’re absolutely not pandering to the lowest common denominator. P.S.: BOOBIES.

blow knows — Yeah, he just lets them dribble down his upper lip into his handkerchief of humility.

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