Church Sign Epic Fails, “Lie, Lie Lie” Edition

Last updated on: February 3, 2014 at 5:29 pm

February 3, 2014 by Christian Piatt

You know what persuades me toward a particular way of thinking? Watching two groups with opposing ideologies fight about their differences in the public forum…especially on billboards!

lie lie lie — You know, this message would have been more effective if they hadn’t gone and spray-painted “LIE” all over it. Duh!

two collections — And, just like the post office, once we collect it, you’ll never see it again.

end of days — Got to wonder how long of a contract they signed with their ISP for this gig.

big bang — Yeah, come to think of it, supernatural beings who communicate through billboards makes a ton more sense.

trash — Yes, why listen to this when you could be basking the the likes of Petra, Carmen and Hillsong? The choice is clear.

traitors.com — It’s true. If you look throughout history at the number of wars started by atheists versus the number started by religious zealots…oh wait. Never mind.

going to hell — See? Even the atheists sabotage their own billboards. Totally misses the mark, guys.

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