Church Sign Epic Fails, “Longer Than Sex” edition

Last updated on: May 6, 2014 at 8:55 pm
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Church Sign Epic Fails, “Longer Than Sex” edition May 6, 2014

You know, it’s bad enough trying to compete with the media’s portrayal of beauty and sexuality without God being better at THAT than me too…

Looks more like Jesus coming out of the closet to me…and he looks FAB-U-LOUS!!!
Maybe the Welsh just have a different standard for excellence. You know, like the Metric System and the right way to do it.
Yes, yes, right after he finishes glitter bombing this church.
No joke needed here. The image of the President releasing a battalion of homo demons to steal black men from their wives is pretty much entertainment enough.
And unlike the post office, they’ll not as happily give the collections back to whomever you tell them to.
God love you long time…

 

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