Church Sign Epic Fails, “Race Car to Hell” Edition

Last updated on: July 6, 2014 at 10:51 pm

July 6, 2014 by Christian Piatt

Celebrating all things bumper sticker today, because nothing says “I’m following the path of Jesus” like an obnoxious sticker on your environmentally hostile car!

chastity — So, I’m on about my 2,147th virginity, but I’m working on it!

muslims indians — No witty repartee here. Just wow.

painted chevy — Can’t tell if this guy has more disdain for non-Christians, or for his potentially awesome car. Get of that hood you doofus!

coexist — Yeah, we Christians totally have no history of violence. No post-Christendom paranoia here. No sir.

King-james — So lucky for us that the authors of scripture spoke the King’s English. Clear evidence we’re God’s chosen.

christ or hell — Not only does this car judge you; it judges you while also looking really, really fast. Nice double use of the flames, guys!

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