when i grow up I want have boobies

Now you may think the title is one of the lines off the PussyCat Dolls song, “when I grow up,” but it’s not.  It’s actually something Ransom said today!

RB: Mama, you have big boobies.  (I.E. We MUST teach him a new name)

GB:  Well, hun they are filling up with Milk for the new baby.

RB: Milk?  In your boobies?

GB:  Yep, when the new baby comes out he/she will drink milk just like you did when you were a baby.

RB: I drank milk from a …. boobie?!?!  

GB:  Yep!

RB:  Well, maybe after the new baby has a turn I could take a turn too.

GB: Ran, I think your too old to breast feed but if you really want to you can take a drink of the baby’s bottle with breastmilk in it.

RB: No mama!  When I grow up I want to have boobies.  I will make my own milk to drink.

GB: Ransom, boys don’t grow up to have boobies.

RB: hmmph!  But I want to have boobies, so I can make my own milk!

& on and on.  I actually had to bring Dave into the conversation to help explain what he had to look forward to as a man!

Ahhh, kids say the darndest things!