THE OLD CONTEST got very few responses. I am unloved. So we’ll skip directly to the new contest. (Apologies to both people who actually sent in entries…)
The new contest: Haiku! Send me haiku (5-7-5) on any topic that seems EveTushnet.com-like–politics, culture, whatnot. Shamed offers some examples:
Pro-clones hate Ramesh,
But won’t say when life begins:
Science uber-what?
Britney f***ing Spears,
Stop teasing dirty old men:
Do porn, already!
You’re Republican?
Even though you’re also black?
Conform, man, conform!
Andrew Sullivan,
Great writer and editor,
Should not act in tights.
Bush versus Reno:
All of Florida will vote,
I smell a recount.
Having too much fun!
Need to stop and do some work,
So, only one more.
Get a phone, Tushnet!
Seriously, get a phone
So that we can call.
As always, send entries to eve_tushnet@yahoo.com. Results posted in two weeks.