OH, AND JOE DE FEO has a contest: Slogans for Aquinas. Here’re my (lame) contributions: “More of Me to Love.”

“I have seen that which makes all my writings like straw. And that’s one heck of a haystack.”

“Girth, Mirth, and the Virgin Birth.”

“The Ox Rocks.”

“A Fantastic Scholastic.”

“Funnier than you think.”

Now go finish your paper, Joe.