BIG BIG SPIDERS OF THE SILVER SCREEN. We seem to be on a spider kick over here.

Oh, and here are four one-line reviews taken at random from this site (it doesn’t really matter what the movies are called, does it? Scroll down to “The Letter U” if you must know…): “A killer mutant cat that hides inside another cat.”

“Another example why malaria, alcoholism, and dinosaurs don’t mix.”

“Huge fish threatens a resort full of morons.”

“I am firmly against nuclear war if it means people are going to make movies like this.”