SPAM: THE MYSTERY MEAT!: OK, this one’s actually kind of funny. Kind of “The Spam Witch Project”–the effectiveness comes from what is not shown…

I am disposed to write to you in my personal capacity with respect to a business proposal, which revolves around my office. Though we have not met before neither have we talked on any mutual business as the case may be. Suffice it to say that I decided to initiate this correspondence on grounds that should you be willing to give me audience, I shall be oblige to intimate you with my business proposal in my subsequent correspondence.

My name is ERNEST EBI. Presently I am on foreign official assignment.

As a matter of urgency, kindly reach me through E-mail or fax 1-914-4705160.Remember to send your fax and telephone numbers for easy contacts.

Thanks.

Yours faithfully,

ERNEST EBI