FACE-OFF: DO MY CONTEST IDEAS SUCK AS MUCH AS TEPPER’S? So I posted a contest, suggested by Dave Tepper and focused on intrablogosphere gossip. So far, I have received exactly no responses. So I’m going to propose a countercontest. If you a) think my contest is fun, or b) just want to make Tepper feel non-ominous, send entries to [email protected]! You have a couple weeks. Or so.

Anyway, the contest is: philosophical drag queen names. Sort of inspired by Glenda Bender, Amber Waves, et fabulous alia. If you were a Neo-Platonist drag queen, what would your name be? If you were an Objectivist drag queen, what would your name be? (“Ayn Rand” doesn’t count!) Send me names for Burkean drag queens, anarchist drag queens, Thomist drag queens, Nietzschean drag queens, etc. Win fabulous nonexistent prizes!