LATHER DAY SAINTS: Search requests that have brought people to my blog. In rough order from least funny to funniest:

“the church of jesus christ of lather day saints email addresses in america”

“bikini toga”

“naked on a rollercoaster”

“totality raunchy s**t”

“tragedy twisted metaphysics”

“objectivism x-men”

“when shorthand IM makes you look stupid” (answer: pretty much all the time)

“forklift icon font”

“inflatable shark popped”

“Who admitted stealing a copy of his girlfriend’s autobiography from an airport stand”

“ratly motors”

“email of all the people that answers lee as their last name”

“people attracted to histrionic” (you’ve come to the right place!)

“nexus kingdom of the wounds september events schedule”

“mobius strip terrorism baudrillard”

“Oscar Wilde’s style in Latvian literature”

“colors are destructive research”

“I’ll raise a bunion on his Spanish onion.” (apparently this is a song lyric–it’s still weird though)

“evoke IRINA schmuck”

“cartoon tooth photo”

“love poem chinese water torture poem”

“vampires of Sherman Indian High School”

“worshipping rodent culture”

“Heidegger mushrooms”

“shave Ann Coulter’s head“