OLIGARCH-WATCH: Tons of good stuff here.

Ad for “Touching Evil” has the tagline, “What didn’t kill him made him stranger.” Hilarious. Possibly my new motto.

Fun with Metrodrunks: The one: “Jesus Christ! Would you…”

The other, interrupting: “Don’t say ‘Jesus Christ.’ Say Mel Gibson.”

The one: “Mel Gibson! would you look at that…”

And… “So I think to myself: What if I crush and muddle this caffeine pill with Pernod?”