MY REACTION TO THIS CHICAGO TRIBUNE PIECE (because the whole “marriage isn’t a norm in the gay community” angle now feels totally played to me, due to my job): Who names lesbian bars??? Seriously. I thought DC had a lock on awful lesbian bar names (Phase One and–ahem!–The Hung Jury) but apparently Chicago has a gay-girl bar called “The Closet.”

What’n Ah say What’n?

Jaded, I know, but really… whose brilliant idea was this?