THE SHORTEST, GLADDEST YEARS OF LIFE (A BLEG): Hi there. I’m working (slowly) on two short stories, and I need your help. Please email me if you were

a) at Georgetown University from around about 1988-1992

b) involved in conservative campus journalism during time period ditto

c) at Yale during time period ditto

d) (different story) at Yale approx. 1975-1982

e) involved in campus conservatism generally during time period ditto

f) at another big liberal arts college during time period ditto

THANKS. Also, please tell all your friends.

The next story I’ll start posting is neither of these two, so you all have lots of time. Over the weekend I hope to start posting a story based on the Norse myths, which is such a fiesta of the weird that it will make “Getting Fired” look like Ernest Hemingway. I’ve been waiting to write this story for over a decade.