WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW (if by “the world” you mean me): “The creator of one of the world’s most famous guns, the AK-47 assault rifle, launched another weapon in Britain Monday — Kalashnikov vodka.

“Lieutenant General Mikhail Kalashnikov, who invented the AK-47 after being shot by German soldiers during World War II, said he wanted to continue ‘the good name’ of his gun.

“…‘So we decided to create a vodka under my name.'”

via E-Pression.