Oh well I feel so loose tonight I might fall to pieces,

So be prepared to sweep me out the door,

And I might be horizontal by the time the blogwatch ceases,

So I think I’ll get acquainted with the floor…

Otto-da-Fe goes underground–and finds a hidden movie theater! Too cool.

“The Myth of the Catholic Voter“–and the revenge of the ’70s. (Purple toupee and gold lame, after the hair has gone away….)

“Old Testament Parenting“–hilarity, via The Corner.

“Of the beasts of the field, and of the fishes of the sea, and of all foods

that are acceptable in my sight you may eat, but not in the living room. Of the hoofed animals, broiled or ground into burgers, you may eat, but not in the living room. Of the cloven-hoofed animal, plain or with cheese, you may eat, but not in the living room. …

“Cast your countenance upward to the light, and lift your eyes to the hills, that I may more easily wash you off. For the stains are upon you; even to the very back of your head, there is rice thereon. …

“Bite not, lest you be also bitten again. Neither drink of your own bath water, nor of the bath water of any kind; nor rub your feet on bread, even if it be in the package; nor rub yourself against cars, not against any building; nor eat sand.

“Leave the cat alone, for what has the cat done, that you should so afflict it with tape? And hum not the humming in your nose as I read, nor stand between the light and the book. Indeed, you shall drive me to madness. Nor forget what I said about the tape.”

and much more.