“THE ZOMBIE GUIDE TO LIFE”: BETWEEN THE INTENTION AND THE ACT. The end. Yeah, I can’t write suspense to save my life–let alone the lives of my characters. Did my best here; but “if that’s your best, your best won’t do!”–which, if you think about it, is kind of the point of the story. …Yeah.

Anyway: Zombies. Mysteries solved. Lilacs. Zombies with guns! You know you want to read it. Story so far here; final section here. (It’s vast. This is the only other thing I’ve written that’s as long as “Kissable Pictures.”) Your criticism welcomed.