SOCKS ARE NATURAL. SOCKS ARE GOOD. NOT EVERYBODY WEARS THEM, BUT EVERYBODY SHOULD:
Oooooh, you are the rebel! Look at the rebel who does not believe in the socks for the expensive shoes!
Such the rebel who eschews the commonsense traditions of the untutored masses! All hail the rebellious non-sock wearing men, who challange the very foundations of our hide-bound society.
Manolo says, Pah!