HOLYOFFICE STRIKES AGAIN!!!–How to Give a Bad Homily:

…Popular culture, like all Western culture, is indeed filled with allusions and references–sometimes self-aware, sometimes not–to Christianity. Instead of going for the obvious ones, though, you’ll want to instead explain how Jesus is like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the vampires are sins and they’re not really being slain so much as forgiven, and of course Jesus is not a woman.

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