BUT YOU’VE GOTTA HEAR WHAT’S ON THE B-SIDE!: I missed my chance to link you to Bernini’s St. Laurence when the linkin’ was hot. But there he is.

He was a smartmouth. I’m honored to be named after the same thing he was. (I’m “Laura Eve” in my even-less-professional life.)

And because the Catholic Church is exactly as awesome as you always wanted Her to be… he really is the patron saint of rotisserie operators.