UMBERT THE UNHEIMLICH: If you spend a lot of time in Cat’lick pro-life circles, you may well run across a cartoon strip called “Umbert the Unborn.” In this thing, a charmin’ little guy hangs out in his (never-pictured) mother’s womb, offering uplifting folk wisdom about the funny little things in life.

You… can probably tell from that description that this strip is way too Bil Keane for me to understand its virtues. Apparently at least one other pro-life Catholic has found the premise of this strip intensely creepy.

Matthew Lickona‘s Alphonse features a similarly-sentient fetus. But Alphonse is vividly aware of his utter helplessness–not as a political contingency but as an existential threat. His mother wants to kill him. And she would succeed… except that Alphonse, in a horrific freak occurence, survives and crawls away.

This is a horror comic which simultaneously exploits and transcends the abortion-horror storylines I talked about here. The comic relies on the flesh-creeping, Uncanny Valley nature of the late-term fetus in order to get its effects–yet, unlike most other horror-baby works, it treats the creature as a person: a monster like Frankenstein’s, a bloodied self whose individuality is real, not purely symbolic. And Alphonse’s would-be savior herself must break ethical boundaries in order to do what she thinks she has to do to preserve his life. We get trapped in spirals of wrong actions, and when you get down low enough it’s hard to see a clean way out.

(The fact that the comic never states explicitly that that’s the very reason many women abort is one of its many signs of respect for its audience. There are several parallels between the would-be abortive mother and the would-be baby-saver, but they’re done quietly, not stridently.)

The artwork is gritty but not awkward, by an artist who’s worked in mainstream comics (WildStorm and maybe something else?) and who uses fairly standard contemporary Western comics techniques clearly and well. The art basically doesn’t get in the way, though it also won’t be the reason you buy the comic. The figures, gestures, “camera angles,” and pacing are all unobtrusively well-chosen. (The women, by the way, look like individual women–indie comics usually do a lot better about this than superhero titles, but I still thought I should mention it.)

I don’t know to what extent I can recommend this title yet, since I’ve only seen the first issue. It’s the sort of thing where the premise might be much better than the denouement. But if you think this sounds worth trying, do check it out. I’ll say that it does pummel you emotionally, but not ideologically. I’m excited to see where this story goes. Lickona’s website might be the best place to order it.