“Listen, Prince, I stayed here last night, first, out of particular respect for the French archbishop Bourdaloue (we kept the corks popping at Lebedev’s till three in the morning), but second, and chiefly (I’ll cross myself with all the crosses that I’m telling the real truth!), I stayed because I wanted, so to speak, by imparting to you my full, heartfelt confession, to contribute thereby to my own development; with that thought I fell asleep past three, bathed in tears. Now, if you’ll believe the noblest of persons: at the very moment that I was falling asleep, sincerely filled with internal and, so to speak, external tears (because in the end I did weep, I remember that!), an infernal thought came to me: ‘And finally, after the confession, why don’t I borrow some money from him?’ Thus I prepared my confession, so to speak, as a sort of ‘finesherbes with tears,’ to soften my path with these tears, so that you’d get mellow and count me out a hundred and fifty roubles. Isn’t that mean, in your opinion?”
–Keller, in The Idiot