From Christopher Beha, “Arts and Entertainments”

“Eddie, this is Geena Tuff from Star Style. I’m calling to see if you’d like to sit down with me for an interview.”

“No thanks.”

“Think of it as a unique opportunity to get your side of the story on the record.”

“I don’t really have a side of the story.”

–Eddie Hartley, saying something we should all say more often