Helloooooo Greensboro NC! Would You Like Me to Come Speak?

Reposting from my rarely-used Facebook page: Hello! Are any of you all in the Greensboro, NC area? If so, have you ever wanted me to come speak at your church/bookstore/Oscar the Grouch garbage can in an alley? I will be in Greensboro the weekend of January 24-5 for the US National Figure Skating Championships (!!!!!) and would love to do a speaking/reading event that Saturday, which should be entirely free. My usual fee is cost plus $100 but because I’m going there anyway what I really need is a place to stay for Sat and Sun nights. I am super easygoing, sleep on floors, and like kids; OTOH I can’t drive. If all of this sounds intriguing to you, email me at [email protected] and let’s see what we can work out!

What might I say? Well, I wrote up my appearance in Denver here and there’s an outside perspective on it here; you can also see my basic shtik here and here.