HEY, REMEMBER HOLYOFFICE? No? Let me refresh your memory with a quote from the Field Guide to Common Christians:
Premillenialism
This is the belief among some Christians that, ever since Jan. 1, 2000, it has no longer been possible, in the words of the Prince song, “to party like it’s 1999.” Postmillenialists are those Christians who believe that it will always be possible to do so, while Amillenialists believe that in this context, “1999” cannot be understood literally, but must be read as an allegorical term roughly meaning “a time at which it is especially appropriate to party.”
Well, he’s got a book now! Here are some FAQs about The Messiah Formerly Known as Jesus: Dispatches from the Intersection of Christianity and Pop Culture.
Ohhhh, you know you want to.