DEEPLY SHALLOW: Just a note: The “Deep Thoughts” below are, indeed, from “Saturday Night Live.” While The Rat is one of the funniest people I know (funny strange, funny ha-ha, it’s all good) she did not personally craft these thoughts.

I really like this description of the blog: “Also, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, there’s a certain plane crash quality to Eve’s blog that keeps me coming back….”

Oh, and I flensed some of the more egregious overwriting from the most recent installment of “Getting Fired.” This section does have to be pretty hothouse, but let’s just say I didn’t need to use phrases like (shudder) “obsidian gaze.” That’s just sick and wrong. It’s better now.