WHAT’S A GIRL LIKE YOU DOING IN A NICE PLACE LIKE THIS? Here are some of the best search requests that brought you strange, sick people to my strange, sick blog. Roughly in order of my preference, from least funny to funniest. Not all of them were initially Google searches.

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Deism is wrong

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email addresses of mohammed (have you tried [email protected]?)

email address of shoes in kazakh

uber lesbian fiction

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sexmonkeys

Michael Moore pentagon stuff bush laden majority peace enchantment busy

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weird, strange, odd, uncanny websites

bupkes

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Denis Thatcher drinking smoking sleeping

Objectivism carrot juice (twice!!!)

yahoo wring out a proposal

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science fiction giant leeches porn