HILARIOUS. “The Two Towers: Condensed Version.” I forget where I got this.
GANDALF: Hey, kids. Miss me?
ARAGORN: Gandalf! You’re alive!
LEGOLAS: I almost had a facial expression from the joy of it!
…LEGOLAS: This is going to be most unpleasant. Hundreds of people will die.
ARAGORN: Thank you, Captain Obvious.