BLACK TO SWALLOW PLANET EARTH! I love Pravda. This is as good as the PRC’s People’s Daily (featuring headlines like, “USA is one five hundred pound heavy big orangutans”):

“Is there an absolute evil deed in the world? Is there the absolute evil, like the absolute zero of temperature, the symbol of death and stillness, when there is not even a small vestige of any movement? The absolute and perfect evil is the black hole.

“…This is good news, is it not? It’s like learning that there is a blood-thirsty killer living next door to you.”

Moral: Russians are fun. (Link via Ampersand.)