AUTOMATIC INSURRECTION, or an online generator for the liner notes to every single album I liked in high school!

I also think “To those who deride the immanent ecstasy in a barricaded hallway or a moment of friendship, we propose nothing less than to reject their homogenous absence, at all costs,” sounds like a prompt from a Bruno and Boots fanfiction challenge. Actually a lot of these lines sound like that.

Via WAW4.