The next installment of my New Warrior weekend, in which I learn that straight dudes are human. (I know, right? I was as surprised as you are.) Read more
The next installment of my New Warrior weekend, in which I learn that straight dudes are human. (I know, right? I was as surprised as you are.) Read more
My friends all thought I was joining a cult. By the end of my first night in North Zulch, TX, I was not convinced they were wrong. Read more
Bureaucracy is the inevitable consequence of artificially imposed order. And dollars to donuts says that Eris laughs Her ass off at anyone who honestly thinks it works. Read more
Gather 'round, children, and prick up your ears, because I'm going to teach you how to hex the Moon properly. Read more
There have been a lot of memorable moments over the past nine years of sobriety, but my favorite involved a roomful of vampires in recovery. Read more
If a metaphysical "law" first appeared in a fantasy novel and gained popularity through a movie, can it even be taken seriously? When incorporated into an operative belief system, absolutely. Read more
Sigils have been used for millennia, long before Chaos Magic bounded onto the scene. And there's definitely more than one way to create them. Read more
Feeling woozy once the magic is through? Me too! So here are some handy grounding tips to mitigate those bothersome after-effects. Read more
"Lust of result" is exactly what it sounds like: being so emotionally invested in the outcome of a magical working, that the working itself is negated. Read more
To celebrate the Holyday of Confusion, I decided to find out if artificial intelligence could make any sense of Discordianism. (Spoiler alert: It actually kind of did.) Read more
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