JetBlue Will Fly Upset Voters Out of the Country

Every so often in conversation, I’ll hear something like this:

“If Mitt Romney doesn’t win, I’m moving out of the country.”

Or, “If Obama doesn’t win, I’m leaving!”

According to ABC, airline JetBlue is now making it easy for those people!

“On November 6th, America will elect the next U.S. president,” the airline says on their Election Protection website. “If things don’t go your way, don’t worry. Here’s your chance to get a free flight out of the country with JetBlue. Participate in our election protection poll to enter. And remember if you change your mind you can always come back. Or not. It’s a free country.”