A Whole New World for Me

When I was but 50 years old, I was a fool. But now that I’m 51, all that’s changed. Now I’m like Methuselah—but without the full-on bunions.

Doubt it? Really? Then check out how my opinion has changed on these Major Life Subjects since lo those many days ago, when I was but a bonny fifty.

Other People

Opinion at 50: Lots of people I haven’t met yet could be my friend.

Opinion at 51: My best chance for ever being friends with 99.9% of people in the world is to get a full frontal lobotomy.

Art

Opinion at 50: After knowledge of God/human nature, the highest pursuit. Unendingly fascinating.

Opinion at 51: People in the Renaissance could really paint. Since then it’s been all downhill.

Religion

Opinion at 50: Man’s natural and inspired response to the divine within all men.

Opinion at 51: A marketer’s dream.

Maintaining Physical Health

Opinion at 50: The worthiest of endeavors!

Opinion at 51: It’s like washing your car before driving it off a cliff.

Religion and Humor

Opinion at 50: It’s fun!

Opinion at 51: It’s dangerous!

Sex

Opinion at 50: It’s fun!

Opinion at 51: It’s dangerous!

Writing on My Blog Every Day

Opinion at 50: It’s fun!

Opinion at 51: It’s God’s way of using me to test the patience of others.