All of Life, in Three Words and Two Syllables

Hey, all! Happy Saturday!

It makes me feel great that you are (if you are) reading my blog on a Saturday.

It also makes me a little sad. What’s the matter with you? Don’t you have a life?

Cool! I don’t either!

The Internet. Keeping people comfortably insulated since 1991.

Dig it.

Anyway, while doing the dishes right now (it’s like a life — only different) I thought of this Meta-Truth: Enlightenment + Time = Ignorance.

Being the bloggy-boy that I be, I then tweeted that formula — and then put it on my FB fan page.

Within minutes I had about five emails — and even a couple of (endearingly honest) comments on my fan page — all asking essentially the same thing: Huh? What’s that mean? John, are you drinking and tweeting?

I swear I’m not. I’m not saying I won’t ever; but I’m not now.

So. Paraphrase for me, anyone, if you wanna cuz it beats doing stuff like dishes?