So embarrassed at the gym two days ago I literally couldn’t move

So embarrassed at the gym two days ago I literally couldn’t move

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I’m just now settling in to write John’s Monthly Newsletter. If you don’t know, I do two e-newsletters: John’s Prayer for the Week, which every Monday morning I go into the deepest possible meditative state before writing and sending out to subscribers, and the monthly, in which I share about developments in my personal life and do a giveaway.

In this month’s newsletter I’ll be boring people  sharing about my recent forays into yoga, juicing, the world of organic produce, conga drumming—and also why, two days ago, I was suddenly so embarrassed at the gym that I literally couldn’t move. And I’ll be giving away a copy of Pure Drivel, the bestselling collection of comic riffs by Steve Martin.

The content of both newsletters is exclusive to them; I don’t publish any of it anywhere else. To subscribe to either/both emails, go here (or just … look below this post). You can unsubscribe any time with the click of a button. Thanks, friends. See ya’ all on the flipside.


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