Then I went to hell

I saw her standing there—then I went to hell!

I heard it through the grapevine—then I went to hell!

I can’t get no satisfaction—then I went to hell!

I just called to say I love you—then I went to hell!

I shot the sheriff—then I went to hell!

I am woman—then I went to hell!

I should have known better—then I went to hell!

I was made to love her—then I went to hell!

I got you, babe—then I went to hell!

Mama told me not to come—then I went to hell!

You really got me—then I went to hell!

Livin’ la vida loca—then I went to hell!

Gonna make you sweat—then I went to hell!

Gettin’ jiggy wid’ it—then I went to hell!

It wasn’t me—then I went to hell!

It was a good day—then I went to hell!

I’m too sexy—then I went to hell!

Insane in the brain—then I went to hell!

I gotta feeling—then I went to hell!

I knew I love you—then I went to hell!

Always on time—then I went to hell!

In da club—then I went to hell!

Crazy in love—then I went to hell!

Promiscuous—then I went to hell!

Pffft. Those guys have church signs forever.

(The sign was outside a church in Blacklick, Ohio [near Columbus], in spring of 2009. From an AP story at the time: “Church pastor Reverend Dave Allison says the Bible is clear that homosexuality is a sin, so the sign is intended as a loving warning to teens. He says it’s confused some people who either don’t know the song or don’t understand the message.”)