And that's how I, born a vampire lost in time, learned that doctors are liars. Read more
And that's how I, born a vampire lost in time, learned that doctors are liars. Read more
Conservative Evangelical Bob Smith meets the son he didn't know he had. Read more
Yesterday I wrote St. Patrick: The Most Famous Stoned Druid of All. And then today, taped to my computer, scribbled with green ink in letters so small I practically went blind reading them, I found this!: Dear Mr. Shore: Ho, ho, ho Hee hee hee With a kick of my heel I could shatter your knee. I’m not likely to do it; Our type’s not that mean Though it would bring us great pleasure To hear how you’d scream. That... Read more
About this time of year people find themselves wondering, "Do I drink too much?" Plus, a history of St. "Stanley" Patrick. Read more
Tim Pawlenty and Gomer Pyle: Separated at Birth? Read more
Marital loyalty and infidelity. Sexuality run amok. Christians suddenly faced with adult non-aborted children raised Muslim. Pastors with secrets no one should have. Read more
The New York Times yesterday ran this story about the publishing phenomenon, Heaven Is For Real: A Little Boy’s Astounding Story of his Trip to Heaven and Back. Oh, but look. The book was “co-authored” by Lynn Vincent, who “co-authored” Going Rogue, Sarah Palin’s autobiography. Sudden wonderment fail. Read more
Is it a sin for a Christian to marry a non-Christian? One woman is wondering. Read more
In Episode One of The Smith Family Chronicles, Jane Smith shared with her father something about herself that completely freaked him. In Episode Two, Jane’s girlfriend Tracy proved an excellent new housemate. Luckily for Bob, in this, Episode Three, his wife Betty is unarmed. And yet something tells us, in the end, that the bell has tolled for him. Tune in here every Friday for a brand-new episode of The Smith Family Chronicles. Read more
I had a dream starring Charlie Sheen. And these are the things I'd now like to say to him. Read more
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