A Tedious Hell

Never mind, Rob Bell, I hope there’s a Tedious Hell for jerks who send notes like the one I rec’d in my inbox Monday:

I hope my e-mail find you well.I need your assistance. My name is Sgt Joey
Jones, I am an American soldier with the 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment in
IRAQ for the United States,we have $25,000,000.00, that is in our Possession
and we are ready to move it out of the country.The Money is part of the one
we seized from late Saddam Hussein, but was not declared.My colleague and I
need a good partner someone we can trust to actualize this Venture,but we
are moving it through Diplomatic way to your housedirectly. Your share is
40%while 60% is for me and my colleague.

Sincerely,Sgt Joey Jones.
[email protected]

What I can’t figure out is who has time to sit around thinking up this stuff? And if you can make money this way, then by golly, I am for sure in the wrong business.

And can we get a Revolving Hell for those greedy freaks who charged soldiers (ie: taxpayers) for extra baggage:

Which might explain how come Delta leads in this.

And in case you missed this one sometime back, here’s a look at the way our insurance companies pay their respects to our nation’s military families.

What would be the appropriate hell for them?