You may want to sit down for this, but it turns out that the Catholic Church has suppressed the truth about Jesus and that it turns out Jesus was a guy who exactly fits the fascinations of our current cultural trends instead. Yes, yes, you say. We know all about that. Jesus have had a stint as a 19th Century Social Gospel Preacher, a businessman in the 20s, an Aryan and a Marxist in the 30s, a hippie in the 60s, a rock star, prosperity gospel preacher and inner child healer in the 70s and 80s, a gay rights activist in the 90s and a New Age Sacred Feminist with a girlfriend in the 00’s is now definitively proven to be the first Muslim, just as the growth of Islam is really starting to be felt in the West! Boy! That is such a departure from the pattern of other Latest Real Jesuses.